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A picture of a school classroom with a Rooster on the loose. It reads, why the hell is their a chicken in my school. On the bottom of the picture a tweet from @ABlanar reads, bitch crossed the road and risked her life to get an education and ya’ll are judging her because she comes from a different species.
A picture of a Muslim man speeding hastily on a motor bike. It reads, when your boys call you an say that your 7th wife is showing too much ankle.
A picture of masked men with guns and in the foreground a Rooster with a distressed look on his face. It reads, they’ve finally come to kill the Rooster.
A picture of a DEA agent, it reads, I hate People who take drugs. The DEA is the worst.
A picture of a cat litter box with a footprint in it. It reads, last night I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach, at least that explains the footprint I found in the cat litter box this morning.
A picture a baby black bear looking sad, it reads, me thinking about the time my cousin kissed me, and I stuck my tongue in her mouth.
A picture of John Snow riding gallantly on a horse. It reads,when your on your way home to bang your cousin.
A picture of someone’s boss wearing a suit with a Cat head someone photo shopped on, I don’t know who. It reads, when your boss is in a pissy mood just picture him like this.
A picture of Will Farrell holding a tranquilizer gun. Another picture of Will Farrell shot in the jugular with a tranquilizer dart. It reads, every time I try to have some fun in my life.
A picture of a baby platypus inside the palm of someones hand. It reads. How I feel when I’m talking to my boss.
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